Twisted Pine Ghost Face Killah

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Twisted Pine Brewing Co.

Boulder, CO

Ghost Face Killah Chili Beer

5% ABV

WHY?? OH, GOD, WHY?!? WHY DID I DRINK THIS?? WHAT THE HELL IS TWISTED PINE THINKING?!? WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU THINK IT’S EVEN REMOTELY A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE A BEER WITH GHOST, SERRANO, JALAPEÑO, HABANERO AND FRESNO PEPPERS AND ANAHEIM CHILIS?? WHY DON’T YOU JUST POUR PEPPER JUICE STRAIGHT DOWN MY THROAT AND THEN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE??

OK, I had a glass of milk. I’m better now. Seriously though, this beer is insane. I love spicy foods, but there’s that point when it goes from being really hot yet tolerable to sweet-Jesus-why-would-you-put-this-in-your-mouth hot. Whatever base flavors there are to this beer completely disappear underneath the sickeningly hot pepper burn. There’s really no way to properly review it as there’s nothing to it except pure, unadulterated hell in your mouth. If, like me, you want to drink it just to say you did, go for it. Otherwise, stay far away.

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